Thursday, July 16, 2015

Kratom Eye Comprehensive Review

Photo of Kratom Eye packages
Kratom-Eye sent a fantastic (well, guess I already threw out my verdict) sample pack with 8 cleverly named strains. I do love the way they package their products. It is professional and should become a trademark of theirs..

For some reason I am anal about alphabetical order so I will address them accordingly with quick summaries and a property meter for each strain. Because of the high volume covered I will merely be placing overall scores for each strain, then adding my overall assessment of the company's quality and the value of their products.

Bali-Wood
Nice pun guys :). I found this to be a relatively mild strain, good for those who like their Kratom light-footed and happy. Neither particularly stimulating nor sedating, Bali-Wood's aromatic pleasures lie right in the middle in just about every aspect. The neutral yet pleasing scent lingered for quite some time, which I quite enjoyed, making this more than above average.




OVERALL: 8.4/10



Big Red
Again, I love red vein. This one is highly sedating. Depending on your mood and how much use for your aromatherapy, it may be too sedating. Tread lightly if you don't want cloudy vision or find your eyes weighing heavy and dozing off intermittently.




OVERALL: 8.5/10



Euphoric Green
Ooh. Nice name. I enjoy my green veins. They are pretty well balanced and I never feel uncomfortable interacting with people after some of the green vein. The euphoric prefix to the name? I would say justified. It certainly adds a placebo with user expectations, but my personal expectations were met with a euphoric essence.




OVERALL: 8.5/10



Euphoric Maeng Da
Aah. Euphoric? Who doesn't like euphoria. Maeng Da? A personal favorite of mine and many others. I was prepared for a rewarding experience with this one and, was, in fact rewarded accordingly. I felt very at ease, and yes, somewhat euphoric (at least as much as Kratom can do). Because I enjoyed it so much I ended up adding some more to the aroma diffuser within the next hour and a half, which lead to some pronounced sleepiness later. Liked it a lot!




OVERALL: 8.5/10



Hocus Focus
My favorite name out of the bunch. Just know the name before using it made me automatically think of focusing on my tasks ahead, and successfully so throughout the next few hours with a nice little touch of euphoria. I very much enjoyed this strain.




OVERALL: 8.7/10



Maeng Da (P.G.)
Maeng Da is great, but what the hell is P.G.? I'll have to clear this up with Kratom-Eye. Regardless I enjoyed my experience with PG. Perhaps parental guidance is suggested? I'm a movie guy, so the MPAA comes to mind.... nah, it was nothing mind blowing, but it is a good quality crop of Maeng Da. No parental guidance needed on this one.

*Cleared up. P.G. = "Pimp Grade." Should've known that one *face slap*




OVERALL: 8.6/10



Thai White
True Thai is rare to come by if it's really nothing more than a myth. I mean, the trees were proclaimed illegal far back in the 40's even though mitragyna speciosa trees are in complete abundance due to its perfect climate. I found this strain's fragrance rather stimulating and euphoric.




OVERALL: 8.5/10



White Lightning
Wow, what a name. Sounds electric.  I can't say Kratom has ever granted me an "electrifying" experience but this one was certainly a nice upper. A great strain to get the job done. I found it to be somewhere in between Thai White and Hocus Focus as far as stimulation levels.




OVERALL: 8.4/10



Silver Leaf Award granted to those with superior kratom productsOVERALL VENDOR QUALITY: 8.8/10 - All things considered, I am very impressed with the way they ship and package their products, as well as the creativity factor. Rather than simply distributing "Maeng Da," "Green Malay," "Red Borneo" etc. they mark them with not only appropriate but original and creatively inspiring names. Props to Kratom-Eye.

Another great thing about Kratom Eye! They let you create your own blend based on various factors such as "stimulating," "relaxing" and "hybrid." TOTALLY worth checking out!


4 comments:

  1. I just recently started using the kratom strain of bali-wood. I found it very mild like that of a tea and very much satisfied in using it. Moreover I left drinking tea to which I got addicted right from my childhood. Thanks to the site http://kratomlegend.com/ which gave this wonderful lead.

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  2. Congratulations on being our first non-spam poster at the dawn of this contest. I'll throw ya an extra point on the tally this one :).

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  3. Be very careful in your dealings with this company. It seems they did a search of my email address. It was really a strange experience. I shop on line all the time and I have never had security alerts flying because they were searching my email Addy. I am done doing business with them and have deleted all contacts with them.

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  4. Be very careful in your dealings with this company. It seems they did a search of my email address. It was really a strange experience. I shop on line all the time and I have never had security alerts flying because they were searching my email Addy. I am done doing business with them and have deleted all contacts with them.

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